When She Least Expected It by Jeanette Lynn

Author:Jeanette Lynn
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: romance, love, comedy, adult, humor, funny, bbw, witty, curvaceous, curves
Publisher: Jeanette Lynn

It’s All Copa-Septic... I Mean Copasetic

"What the heck happened to him?!" Rita guffawed as Toby and Will pulled up late that night, got out of his truck, and she got a good look at the man in question.

Will's hair was wet and he was only wearing his boxer briefs and one of Toby's spare shirts as he walked up to us.

Jaw slowly dropping, I gaped at him, watching as he glared at Toby's back , making his way over to us, and sidled up next to me.

"What happened to you?" I whispered, not bothering to hide my perusal of his person, admiring his legs. Lips slowly quirking up, I grinned at the sight he made, the shirt looking more like a dress on him, his long, hairy legs on display.

"I tripped and fell," Will ground out between clenched teeth, sparing me a small glance, giving Toby a baleful death glare.

Mouth slamming shut, I glanced at Toby, who was peeking at us through the corner of his eye, and raised an eyebrow in inquiry.

"You heard him." Big brother’s head tilted and he glanced at us sideways, smiling at Will faintly. "He tripped and fell."

Nose wrinkling, I plugged it once the smell finally registered. Pinching my nostrils, lest I gag, I tried to slide a little further away from Will, as unobtrusively as possible.

Rita noticed it too and cupped her hand over her nose and mouth, in a desperate attempt to try and help filter the stench. There was no doing, though—that smell, just awful.

"In what?" I exclaimed, trying not to outright gag. "A dumpster?"

"No," Will gritted out, teeth flashing in a feral smile directed at brother dearest, "sewage."

"Ewww!" I squawked, then ran and hid behind Toby, cringing inside and out, grimacing when Will’s hand shot out and he would have made to snatch me back to his side.

Nope. No doing, no how, no way, not now. Sorry, buddy.

"How the heck did that happen?!" I had to ask, stupefied.

Toby chuckled, his lips twitching, though his hand shot up to cover it, and coughed to mask what sounded like a rather evil chuckle. "He told ya, Bit,” he said after a moment. “He tripped and fell, somehow, into sewage."

Nose wrinkling like Will had caught me up and forced me to breathe in his ode de stench, I looked to Rita. "Why do I feel like we aren't getting the whole story?"

"Because we aren't," she replied succinctly, her fingers shooting out to jab Toby in the rear. “Ain’t that right, baby?” she asked of her typically surly hubby.

"Quit that and feed me, woman, I'm starved!" Toby grumped, ignoring her inquiry, swiping her hand away and turning to march into the house.

"You'll get it when it's ready and not a minute before, Tobias Monroe!" Rita bellowed right back, instantly incensed, marching right after him, probably to wallop his nutty butt.

Rita caught up, giving him what’s come to be known between them as an affectionate thump between beauty and her beast.

Rubbing at the back of his head, Tobe’s hand quickly fell to slip around his wife’s ample waist.

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